Posted by
jchambers on Oct 2, 2012
“What is that monstrosity in the driveway?” I knew those would be my wife’s first words when she got home. I went to kiss her hello. Her eyes burned through me. I paused at a safe distance. “It’s a hearse,” I said. My enthusiastic grin bounced off her like rain on granite. “I know it’s a hearse. Why the...